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Bonnie
Jean For those
familiar with the very early years of the Mischke Broadcast, you're
bound to remember this lady. Bonnie Jean was a happy-go-lucky 77
year old that wasn't afraid to suck back a smoke or two or maybe even
forty-seven -- but hey -- who's counting??! During this
particular call, Bonnie Jean was celebrating her 77th birthday and
predicting that she had many years left in her. Maybe she did,
but maybe she didn't. This was one of the last calls Bonnie Jean
ever made to the broadcast -- way back in 1999. 10:02
The Death of Undertaker Fred This is just another call out of the thousands that good ol' Fred made to the Mischke Broadcast. But, what sets it apart from all the rest were some brief words between Fred and Tom concerning Fred's own death. What makes this even more interesting was that this particular call took place almost a full decade before Undertaker Fred's death in 2007. Anyway, during this call, Fred describes what his own funeral is going to be like including what will happen, where it will take place and so on. He goes on to make a request of Tommy and Mischke agrees to it and then the call takes a different tangent from there. What's amazing about all this is that Fred's funeral ended up taking place exactly as he described it and Mischke ended up making good on his promise from so many years ago. 11:00
Depression
Contest Mischke decides to hold a contest for some tickets to
Twins Fest -- a Depression Contest. Who woulda thunk it, but man,
I think Tommy might have the market cornered when it comes to listeners
with severe problems and depression. 11:36
Debunking
the Grammar Lady The Grammar Lady is caught in a scandal we
haven't seen the likes of since those nude pics. of Dr. Laura first
surfaced... 8:23
Teeth
for Sale Tommy is perusing the want ads when he comes across a
fellow trying to sell his own false teeth. 9:19
Larry
King Years ago, Larry King used to have a weekly column that
ran in USA Today. It would appear every Monday and most every
Monday the topic would usually be about one thing and one thing only --
Larry King. 7:00
Bucket
O Chicken Mischke ponders how Kentucky Fried Chicken can even
continue to exist in this day and age. 2:28
Bomb
Threats Tom wonders how anyone could ever take a bomb threat
seriously. 7:13
Hey,
Could You Turn My Lights Off?!! Mischke makes a simple request,
but no one can be bothered to help him out. 6:16
Mischke
and the Secret Service About a decade ago, Mischke ran an
entire show where he came off as a right wing extremist -- so, in other
words, he ran his show much like the rest of the station. Anyway,
this particular program so alarmed the public that the Secret Service
was literally called in to investigate. Whoops-a-freakin'-daisy! 10:14
The
Jaded Jarhead A Marine
calls in to pooh-pooh the efforts of some wimpy Army boys that ended up
spending some time as Prisoners of War. 3:40
Valentines
Vitriol A columnist
tries to give some practical Valentines Day advice, but her readership
ends up turning on her -- viciously. 6:18
Walking
on Water Israel makes plans to build a submerged bridge on the
Sea of Galilee. That way, tourists can recreate the famous
"walking on water trick" first performed by our Lord and Savior --
Jesus
Christ. 3:48
Will
I Am = Bill! Virginia calls in with a rather odd poem that she
wrote and sent to the President of the United States. 5:37
Good
Ol' Gramps Even an old Nazi war criminal is somebody's good
ol' Grandpa. 3:14
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Special Note: If anyone out there has some recordings of the show that Tom Mischke and Don Vogel used to put out together, I would love to grab a copy if at all possible I was a big fan of The Afternoon Saloon and never got the chance to hear Tommy and Don working together I think that must have been an incredible show Just click on this webmaster link to send me an e-mail.
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